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dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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