Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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