I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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