fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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