Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
The struggles of a small town man whore
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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