i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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