if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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