I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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