Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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