too bad you live with your parents still
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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