so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
pray to the hookup gods
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