So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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