I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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