Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Randomize