Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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