Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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