If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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