I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
being pregnant is like rehab
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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