I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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