Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Someone shit on the floor
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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