called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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