Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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