If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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