am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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