i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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