Well douche your snatch and let's go!
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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