OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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