I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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