Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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