yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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