No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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