Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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