bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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