I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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