After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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