i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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