Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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