I wish I only lived at night.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
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