my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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