spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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