Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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