it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He felt like a one man threesome
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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