I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
