Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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