Whod you bang
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
