I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he puts the penis in happiness.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Be still, my beating vagina.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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