i need an iv and a liver transplant
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Randomize
