no, he came in my armpit
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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