i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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