I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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