I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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