Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
and she was petting her beer can
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
