Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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