His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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