i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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