Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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